thefirstevil: Hmph.

The First (

thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-02-08 21:24:00

Current mood:

offended

Hmph.

How evil are you?

Also, was correct in assuming Angel(us) never received the "Rockin' the Crypt: Best of Spike and Buffy's Sex Life" DVD I sent. Suspect was swiped by either green-skinned ambiguous demon (looks like he might have porn habit) or mopey hell-spawn (needs desperately to get porn habit).

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	(Anonymous) 2003-02-08 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) I beat the first evil!!! Go me. HAHAHA (Reply to this)

	harriet_spy 2003-02-08 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think the green-skinned demon is much interested in watching icky het sex, actually. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-08 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) Whew! I was worried I was also insane... K (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	No matter how many times I take this quiz, it tells me that I am good or at worst neutral. Is this because I refuse to pick Germany? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-08 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. God knows that only Germans can be truly evil... -Veronica (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stoic_wolf 2003-02-08 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	No man that speaks German can be evil. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-08 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	you mean that poor up-bringing excuses all? Lehrerin (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stoic_wolf 2003-02-09 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Not hip with The Simpsons, are we? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know about you, but I watch them - Liza a most interesting child. Lehrerin (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know about you, but I watch them. Liza is a most interesting child. Lehrerin (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	Lisa, not Liza. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ve do not use zis strange spelling vere I am coming from. Leherin (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cloakeddeity 2003-02-08 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	How evil are you? Not bad i'm normal yet again. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singindemonhq 2003-02-08 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I can't get my result to show up in the box! Maybe it's classified, I can claim that it rocks! (Who'm I kidding, I came out ....... is that me or just the computer?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	I'm neutral, too! (Anonymous) 2003-02-12 09:21 am UTC (link)
	That'll be snark to toss at the friend who thinks I'm a paladin. Ann N. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Evil tastes Funny Again (Anonymous) 2003-02-08 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	That test was evil. Evil I say. Did you make it? If you did it's pure brilliance. It's said that I'm insane. Maybe because of the many Canada answers but ain't Canada evil? I go and feed my pink elephant and take that test again. i'll show them who's insane.... (Reply to this)

	ohhh (Anonymous) 2003-02-08 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I got "pure evil"...hear that? P U R E. :) hugz -Lloyd (Reply to this)(Thread)

Curses Foiled Again

(Anonymous)
2003-02-08 06:04 pm UTC (link)

Memo to: First Evil
From: Minion Leader

It has been brought to my attention that some of the minions got together and took the evil test. It was rather hard not having eyes and all, but they did it. First Evil, we have a problem. They scored ANGELIC! That's right, they're good. How could this happen? I know how badly they suck at this evil thing anyway, seeing how the Slayer and her friends keep beating them, but Angelic?! It is too horrible to be true, but sadly it is. As Minion Leader there is only so much I can do.

It is my recommendation that you start looking for some new minions ASAP. Hopefully you can recruit some really evil ones this time around. May I suggest that you make them take the test before you hire them.

M.L.

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Re: Curses Foiled Again

(Anonymous)
2003-02-09 09:49 am UTC (link)

(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)
How evil are you? (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/)

OK! That! Does It! It!

First we get slaughtered every Tuesday. OK, nobody said it was going to be easy. (Well, they did, actually, but who expects an evil recruiter to tell the truth?)
Then we got stuck in these caves, dying of boredom. Not even a TV. So OK, this friendly type comes drifting in through the vents, sings a bit, everyone. starts singing and dancing. This is an improvement, right? (OK, it isn't that safe to do the splits when you can't see where the sharp rocks are, but now we've got a soprano section.)
Then - a lot of us thought the FE didn't like the noise and took it out on the cast. Bit of soundproofing and FE wouldn't have had a problem, but nooo... But Bringers did smoke in bed - we asked for smoke alarms, we asked for sprinklers. Did FE listen? Too busy thinking about the next party.
Then we get the news that FEs insne. (This is news?) So we took the test to see if it was reliable - loyalty really. You can't keep things quiet on a voice-operated program.
OK, I want to get out of here! Will somebody tell me the way out? First Good? I wanna change sides - First Good? I gotta reference.....
Bobby the Harbinger

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	Happy endings (Anonymous) 2003-02-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Is F.E. bad enough for you? Would you and evil Willow fancy being happy ending in an experimental new musical? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	a_poet_gone 2003-02-08 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	How evil are you? NOW I understand why you impersonated me! Or, well, not really. How do you explain the rest? I mean, yeah, we're all dead, but doesn't the person who's dead have to have some significant amount of influence on the person you're messing with? Ignore me, I'm ranting. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	joan_the_slayer 2003-02-09 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you were just using an evil browser--it was the first question and might have strong influence. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singindemonhq 2003-02-09 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You mean there's something worse than the combination of Outlook Express and LJ?! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I think you're evil since you made the Slayer and her friends cry. That's unacceptable unless you happen to have slept with her at some point. Which I'm rather sure didn't happen, seeing as first underage then dead and all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singindemonhq 2003-02-09 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	No way, no play, I quit, and went away. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	The first can't be underage!!! (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Good point, good card, too - and you are very brave to carry a picture of Barney! Do you know what Chirago demons "do" if they see pictures of Barney? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	roina_arwen 2003-02-09 07:18 am UTC (link)
	How evil are you? I'm twisted, but alas not really evil. Could I apply for a position as Support Staff to The First Evil? I think all proper receptionists and such are by default just a wee bit twisted. ;) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-09 09:29 am UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) I was a receptionist for years! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cheebs 2003-02-10 10:46 am UTC (link)
	It's obviously corrupt. You are Evil at its finest. mopey hell-spawn (needs desperately to get porn habit) He has one. Secret camera. That's all I'm saying. (Reply to this)

Will you break villain taboo ?
(Anonymous)
2003-02-10 11:10 am UTC (link)

I know it's goes against every evil instinct of a true villain, but I was curious if you would explain a part of complex master plan against the Scoobies, namely how you are using the principal, who is the son of Slayer Nikki that Spike killed in the 70's, against those derring-do-gooders. I can imagine several possibilities, but to hear it from the dead-horse's mouth would be a true honor. Will you drive him to kill Spike when he finds out his mother's murderer is one of Buffy's friends ?

Just curious.

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	You just don't test well... barry_allen 2003-02-10 11:43 am UTC (link)
	From what I've seen and read, you're truly an evil force to be reckoned with. By any chance are you involved with any CBS executives? (Reply to this)

	Haiku is evil. cavalaxis 2003-02-10 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	anniesj is hosting Haiku Me, Bitch! and I immediately thought of you: my minions are lame she dusted my ubervamp secret weapon: snark (Reply to this)

	Little Willow here (Anonymous) 2003-02-10 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	"You are Good. You are very tolerant towards things and are usually very good-natured yourself. You are pleasant to be around and it shows in conversations. You are rarely inclined to do wrong." - Little Willow (Reply to this)

	thefirstslayer 2003-02-10 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	THERE IS NO PORN. PORN IS NOT YOUR GIFT. DEATH IS YOUR GIFT. (Reply to this)

	I'm more eviler than you!!! (Anonymous) 2003-02-11 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) Haha!!! This is wonderful! It's finally proven how evil I really am!! Oh, and The one and only First, they must be wrong. You're clearly not..... well, you're just a bit insane, but purely evil! (Reply to this)

	HaHa!! (Anonymous) 2003-02-11 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) Haha!!! This is wonderful! It's finally proven how evil I really am!! Oh, and The one and only First, they must be wrong. You're clearly not..... well, you're just a bit insane, but purely evil! I would also like to apply for a position. Please! I'm very evil! (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-11 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) Being a God sucks. No one ever wants to play checkers :( ~Glorificus (Reply to this)

	Evil (Anonymous) 2003-02-11 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	grins I always knew I was Pure Evil and now there was a quiz to help me prove it. Thanks. When can I join up to be a bringer...although I must say, I can't cut my eyes out. I have to see how I look. As you know FE, those of us who want to take someone and use them for our wills have to look our best. You always do. (Reply to this)

	I have a confession... (Anonymous) 2003-02-12 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Actually... urrmmm... I, uh, kinda swiped the dvd from the mailbox, and replaced it with a Publisher's Clearing House flyer. But man, did I have me a good afternoon. Took the test... came up neutral.... damn thing.. doesn't know true malice when you see it. 332nd evil. (Reply to this)

	cackles (evily, of course) (Anonymous) 2003-02-16 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	(http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) *How evil are you?* (http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/) ~ Amber in Wonderland (Reply to this)

	Hello, Firstie, Wanna Pet? fleet_shadows 2006-01-03 01:45 am UTC (link)
	How evil are you? (Reply to this)

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