thefirstevil: Insult upon injury

The First (

thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-02-07 22:05:00

Current mood:	depressed
Current music:	All By Myself

Insult upon injury
After horrible party events - still too painful to discuss - have finally got Tuesday night status report from Harbinger (since rest were apparently pitching their Chicago act to Simon Cowell et al).

Not only does red_witch steal my top evil award for last year, but she seems to be making an early bid for THIS year's prize. How dare she muscle in on my shapeshifting gig! I thought of it first! There's a reason I'm not the hundred and fifth evil (besides obvious problems of printing business cards etc).

So far her repertoire seems limited to geeky ex-minion's geeky skinned boyfriend, but this is undoubtably just tip of morphing iceberg. She could be up to Spike-torturing by the end of the week. Damn her.

I don't see what's so great about skinning Warren, anyway. Certainly don't see why Lloyd would have a sketch of it on his office wall. Signed. With "Love and evilness, Willow!" and a cross. I could have skinned the geek, but the Bringers were SIT-hunting in Europe that week, and just didn't have enough frequent flyer miles to bring one back.

Said I wasn't going to talk about it. Anyway. Maybe trip to LA would cheer me up? I hear Angelus is on the loose. No doubt he'd welcome news of what his ex-Slayer's been up to with her new vampy boy toy.

Must pack some leather pants, just in case soulboy's little gang have heartlessly failed to provide them.

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	iblis_kukl 2003-02-07 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see what's so great about skinning Warren, anyway. Yeah no doubt, at least Hannibal Lecter had the indecency to wear the guy's skin after he removed it... iblis }()+ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thefirstevil 2003-02-07 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah no doubt, at least Hannibal Lecter had the indecency to wear the guy's skin after he removed it... I've seen shirtless Warren. I've been shirtless Warren (long story, had to keep Andrew happy). Willow could have made a winter fur coat, easily. Typical amateur. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	red_witch 2003-02-07 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. SO didn't need to remember that part of the shapeshifting. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-02-10 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	I thought it was more likely to be a long-pile bedside rug..... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lots42 2003-02-07 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	The great part about skinning Warren was he killed Tara. So, karma's a bitch, huh, nerd? Bet you wished you stayed with your robot girlfriend now, huh? Oh wait, Warren's not here. Odd, my hands look different. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Leather pants (Anonymous) 2003-02-07 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Please oh please your first evilness, bring that sexy badass vamp some leather pants. Leather pants are a "good thing". Oops, sorry about borrowing your sister's catch phrase. We all know how bitchy Martha can be! (Reply to this)

	xxmessalinaxx 2003-02-07 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	mmmmmmmmmmmmsexy leather pants of evil! (Reply to this)

	red_witch 2003-02-07 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	And I thought /I/ had self-esteem issues; you're still trying to live up to me! Think it's probably best if I don't go into the circumstances of that sketch and autograph, though. Not big in the self-control department after a little alcohol. (Reply to this)

	britgeekgrrl 2003-02-07 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Must pack some leather pants, just in case soulboy's little gang have heartlessly failed to provide them. You are such a lovely, considerate Evil Being. Wait, that didn't sound right at all... (Reply to this)

Not trying to steal your award,I swear
evil_willow
2003-02-07 06:22 pm UTC (link)

The way the spell was set up,I had to use my Wimpy Willow's side worst fear to undermine her and Warren currently is it(use to be tadpoles but that's another weird story).

If I had succeeded,I intended to ally myself with you,which would allow me to achieve my goals of a)Killing Andrew B)Killing and Torturing Giles(I really think Reality Tv would send him over the edge) and c)our mutual goal of destroying the world.

Oh,if you run into the Beast,tell him "hi" for me-MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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	_charmed_eyes_ 2003-02-08 11:48 am UTC (link)
	Hey, El Numero Uno Evil- Soon, hopefully, you will have ANOTHER evil witch in your ranks...moi. Just gotta kill an innocent Phoebe Halliwell (Reply to this)

	_scourge_ 2003-02-08 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	They have failed to provide leather pants- but to make up for it in whatever small way- they have been entertaining. The latest I'm sure you've heard- lost: one soul. ::g:: A. (Reply to this)

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