The First ([info]thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-01-28 10:21:00
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Current mood:grumpy
Current music:All That Jazz, performed by Dave the Harbinger. Drat.

All singing, all annoying
All right, who put Prozac in the Harbingers' feeding bowls? Am extremely busy with secret evil schemes, can't afford to be distracted by very noisy all-Bringer version of "Chicago" currently being performed two caves away. Definitely not going to give in to their requests to bring that singing-and-dancing demon back, as my minions have done quite enough baring of inner feelings (among other things) in past week. Also, don't want to watch the SIT hoards form a chorus line. Unless Dawn cracks and kills them all in a last-ditch bid for attention?

Maybe will keep the musical extravaganza for a back-up plan.

Also, several commenters have queried the Lloyd situation. Evil does not kiss and tell, unless ex-president Clinton is involved, but you know how it is - working flat-out to exit mortal coil with a bang, things can get lonely, especially when pet vampires get inconveniently killed/rescued. Nice to find someone who understands, and who appreciates the complexity and beauty of pure evil. Besides, have always found antlers quite sexy on a demon.


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[info]immortalslayer
2003-01-28 02:44 am UTC (link)
You know, FE, I've been meaning to ask you for some time....are you responsible for Dark Quickenings?

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(Anonymous)
2003-01-28 02:52 am UTC (link)
It wasn't Prozac, it was Zoloft. Mwahaha. Lighten up! Wasn't it an evil thing to do, and thereby good?

Anon of Ibid

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Firefly
[info]super_matthew
2003-01-28 03:37 am UTC (link)
Did the FE get Firefly cancelled?

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Re: Firefly
(Anonymous)
2003-01-28 05:19 am UTC (link)
No, that was the First Good.....

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Read it in the Tattler
[info]poisonedpen
2003-01-28 06:27 am UTC (link)
Evil does not kiss and tell?

Well, Lloyd sure is. Have you checked out the latest tabloids? Cos Lloyd is singing and it ain't from Chicago. More like from Celine Dion. "Because he loved meeeeee." And the pictures! I had no idea incorporeal beings were so .... flexible.

Naughty, naughty FE!

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Kiss and Tell
(Anonymous)
2003-01-28 08:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, come on. You can't leave us w/ a statement like that. "..antlers quite sexy on a demon" is a definite invitation to kiss and tell. You don't have to be graphic per se Lloyd's dimension, but give us girls out there a few pointers (no pun intended) on getting us a man like Lloyd.

I would be forever grateful since the blonde vamp seems taken, and the Poof vamp isn't really my type.

Witchiepoo (sorry, not a member of your inner realm).

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[info]cbrownjc
2003-01-28 04:08 pm UTC (link)
All right, who put Prozac in the Harbingers' feeding bowls? Am extremely busy with secret evil schemes, can't afford to be distracted by very noisy all-Bringer version of "Chicago" currently being performed two caves away.

The 'Bringer version of "Cell Block Tango" has got to be something to behold though I bet. :-) (Though I'd guess the robes might get in the way of trying to do all those splits.)

Yes CBT is my favorite number -- from the show and the movie -- if the pic didn't already give it away. :-)

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(Anonymous)
2003-01-28 05:09 pm UTC (link)
You know, I wondered about Clinton...
Why can't you just tell, and think of a REALLY good reason.

Z

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It's your own fault
(Anonymous)
2003-01-28 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Thought you'd seen the last of me, Fevil?

Let's face it. Prozac, very similar to country music, McDonald's, and network television is all YOUR responsibility. You only have yourself to blame for the problems of your Harbringers. Well, except for Azaal the Bloodthirsty. It was by my hand that he realized that killing innocents is wrong. I think at this very moment he is planting repentant flowers on the graves of the innocents, and plotting a scheme for redemption.

Anyway, I've been considering planting a thought in Dawn to make her consider the implications of what "it devours from below" means. Hello? Portal to hell beneath the ground? Huge earthquake swallowing town? Devouring from below? Has *anyone* considered that?

Of course, now that I've possibly exposed your plan, I expect you to change it and go another route.

Sincerely,

The First Good

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musical extravaganza
[info]singindemonhq
2003-01-28 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Just a dancin' through,
stopped to say "Hello FE",
Amulet's there on file,
If you want to call me.

Harbingers are havin' a party
They've been singing,
dancing and hearty
just ignore the smoke,
most are there
you see?

They all sang how they feeeel inside,
it's a Tuesday,
they dread,
that they're going to end up dead,
and that twelve step group hurt their pride,
but they're now,
feeling fine
dancing in the can-can line,

tell that tall one
to use his wi-its
it needs training
to do the spli-its

If you want to set
up a musical
finaleeeeeee,
pick the amulet up
and invoke, you'll see
that may suit,
your evil ambitions,
but beware
there's terms and conditions...

(I've a colleague,
who needs a good ma-ate,
you could be
his latest blind day-ate....)
(evil grin)

Harbingers have a ... repution,
I'm not counting that invocation....


I'm just swingin on through
and a-havin' fun,

SD1



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hey!
[info]a_poet_gone
2003-01-29 08:06 am UTC (link)
Hi, umm, I'm the REAL Cassie... and although I am dead, I heard about your little impersonation of moi. And, I'd greatly appreciate it if you no longer did this.
Just show your true self already, I mean, what's the whole deal behind this "hiding" thing, scared??

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Re: hey!
[info]iblis_kukl
2003-01-29 12:05 pm UTC (link)
Sorry about your embolism, dear. Hope heaven (or whatever they call it up there) is nice and not too dull.

iblis }()+

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