thefirstevil: Tuesday Night Non-Smackdown Event

The First (

thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-01-22 17:30:00

Current mood:

irritated

Tuesday Night Non-Smackdown Event
Don't know why I even bothered hauling ass back to So. Cal. last night, since anticipated Tuesday night White-Hat rumble was pre-empted for a Slayer pep-talk and boot camp session with the youngsters. Still, anything better than more group therapy with the Bringers. Only so long you can listen to them blame everything on their absent fathers, and I hate to see a grown Harbinger cry.

Did get a chance to follow the Slayer around for a bit - what's with the loose-skinned demon? Probable ex-crypt-destroying-sex-partner, but no time to put him on the extermination list, what with, oh, Dawn still to wipe out. Yes, we heard she isn't a potential - don't care. That sonic shriek should not be a tool in the hands of good.

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	sockkpuppett 2003-01-22 09:46 am UTC (link)
	YOU!! You are responsible for that unholy acetate shirt that Anya was wearing! I guess she's just not as good as everyone is being led to believe. (Reply to this)

	We want scoop poisonedpen 2003-01-22 09:46 am UTC (link)
	So, what's up with you and Lloyd? Cuz I know I'm not the only one wanting the 411 on how he ended up filling in for you. Tho you really should introduce some Captain and Tenille into this musical repertoire. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: We want scoop

(Anonymous)
2003-01-25 07:06 am UTC (link)

It's not only a question of "what's up between you and Lloyd? How do you combine such an ... er ... engaging... lifestyle with being discorporate? There are many ghosts, willawisps, bodachs, Nazgul-fanciers and ex-employees of Wolfram and Hart our here in cyber-space who would love to know how you manage it. (Even Glory might benefit from your inspiration) If you would prefer not to give intimate details - perhaps you might tell us - how do you manage the cocktails? Given a small detail like that, some of the discorporatedly-challenged might be able to use it as a clue to tackle the larger issues larger issues that potentially effect us all.

Casper Dating Agency

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	_bizarre_kid_ 2003-01-22 09:47 am UTC (link)
	U said so cal hahahahahaha! blushes man u are the best villian ever (Reply to this)

	soulvamp 2003-01-22 09:53 am UTC (link)
	Probable ex-crypt-destroying-sex-partner sputters entire mugful of blood out on the monitor ExCUSE ME?! Highly, highly, HIGHLY doubtful. goes off to ask Clem a thing or two just in case (Reply to this)(Thread)

	buffy_anne 2003-01-22 11:45 am UTC (link)
	eyes widen you'd actually... you'd think...? jaw drops (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	d_minion 2003-01-22 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	is equally impressed (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	xdawnsummersx 2003-01-22 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	I think he's Spike's ex, personally. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: d_minion 2003-01-22 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	nods wisely Explains much, that does. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

justclem
2003-01-22 02:29 pm UTC (link)

Eek! I never touched Buffy! Gosh, I don't even think she'd have me if I asked, and I'm all involved. And as for Spike, hee. That's funny. I did once catch Spike staring at me, but I think it was because I had chicken skin in my teeth.

But the face, nice touch, eh? I mean every demon's got a little evil in him or her, no matter how nice we may appear. I think that was the lesson Buffy was trying to teach.

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	soulvamp 2003-01-22 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	Many things I could say to express my distate at the insinuation, but I think a simple: NO suffices just fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	xdawnsummersx 2003-01-22 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	In the words of the Bard, "methinks the maid doth protest too much." This is revenge for my wireless modem, by the way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	soulvamp 2003-01-22 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, take your bloody modem back, Niblet. But settle down a touch, eh? Worried about you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soulvamp 2003-01-22 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, luv, of course not. But, you know, I was gone all summer... wasn't sure what to expect. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: buffy_anne 2003-01-22 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't with ANYONE this summer... especially NOT Clem... (no offense or anything Clem) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	justclem 2003-01-23 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm not offended Buffy! No worries! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brooding_soul 2003-01-22 09:56 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I hate to see grown Harbingers cry, too. It's really ugly , what with them having no eyes and all. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sunbrae 2003-01-22 11:13 am UTC (link)
	BWAH! You owe me a new keyboard, Brood. That was too funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: brooding_soul 2003-01-22 11:34 am UTC (link)
	I try. (Reply to this)(Parent)

Scream!
(Anonymous)
2003-01-22 09:58 am UTC (link)

The "sonic shriek" IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE a tool in the hands of good!

Seriously, FE, you actually think GOOD came up with THAT? I'd be more likely to suspect it was developed by some underling of yours looking for a promotion, (maybe somewhere around the 131st Evil) because that scream is WAY TOO ANNOYING NOT TO BE EVIL!

So with the whole wiping-out-Dawn plan? My full support. Just do it soon, because there is only so much more my hearing aid can take, and I'm too cheap to leave the nice darkness of my subterranean lair (ie basement) to buy another. Or steal one off someone.

Those senior citizens... so naive...

The Queen of Insanity.

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Get with the Dawn slaying already
(Anonymous)
2003-01-22 12:11 pm UTC (link)

FE, hon, you gotta talk to the bringers. I mean, it's not a difficult concept. . . destroy the SITs----but this group-----sheesh. They break in on a perfectly good vamp attack, get fried by "Dawnie" and do little except hang onto Amanda until reinforcements arrive. Make them a list-- 1. grab the girl, 2. stab her (quickly), 3. leave. And kill Dawn, if only to remove that screech from the universe.

What is the Essence of Stone?- see www.YardDogPress.com or Amazon.com.

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	immortalslayer 2003-01-22 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	ah, so that's the slayer boot camp that Buffy wanted me to skip out on school for. Lucky for me, she got Spike back....she wanted me to play "vampire" and let the little ones stake me repeatedly since I can't die. I'm sorry, yeah sure I can't die, but that shit hurts!!! Besides, I'm having some issues of the immortal kind. (Reply to this)

	missed ya, hon (Anonymous) 2003-01-22 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	EFFIE sweetie, chickee, baby, honey - what's with the noshow? Evil be a 24/7 gig, ya dig? (Reply to this)

	xdawnsummersx 2003-01-22 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	TFE, hon, you keep forgetting. The Voice hasn't been used in quite some time, thanks to surreptitious donations to the Protect Dawn's Labtop From Willow's EMP Spells from d_minion. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iblis_kukl 2003-01-22 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well at least Team Whedon hasn't completely forgotten the "Only Good Guys Use Macs" rule (like someone clearly has over on 24). iblis }()+ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	xdawnsummersx 2003-01-22 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	My labtop's a Dell, actually. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iblis_kukl 2003-01-23 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Dawnie, you can so do better than that smirking Dell doofus! It's not too late, get out now while you can!! (Now that guy is evil's man-bitch, no denying it...) iblis }()+ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	xdawnsummersx 2003-01-23 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	But he's so sexy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	agent_fynn 2003-01-22 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	You tell 'em Dawnster. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-01-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
	The fact that Riley is defficient is clearly shown when he can't spell his last name. Just the perfect guy to trick into burning out his eyes, shaving his head, and becoming a minion. Why exactly you would bother with him is debatable aside from the potential (Heck, probable. BTW First, you happen to have control over the Heckmouth in LA?) Slayer-angst. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	soulvamp 2003-01-23 06:11 am UTC (link)
	breaks out into loud guffaws Oh, God, thank you. I feared I was the only one who noted that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-01-23 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Not by a long shot, hon. I'd noticed it a while back, but didn't want to say anything for fear of being accused of pettiness. Say, you think Angel might start identifying himself as "Angle" any time soon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-01-24 07:05 am UTC (link)
	See, Riley Finn was a pseudonym. He's gone back to his real name, Reilly Fynn, now that the Initiative has disbanded. 8) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xiphias 2003-01-22 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	I heard you're taking a little time off to "regroup" after losing poor Ubie. We understand, take all the "regrouping" time you need -- have a good cry, drink some bad scotch. Personally, I find that Ben&Jerry's Heath Bar Crunch is really good to help me "regroup" after having a relationship end badly. (Reply to this)

	in the zone moonlightnrain 2003-01-22 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Mr. First? or is it Mr. Evil? argh, I hate hyphenated last names. anyway, I was wondering... are you 5 hours in the future? or are the Bringers attending rehab in... Greenland? The First (thefirstevil) wrote, @ 2003-01-22 17:30:00 The Curious Raven (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: in the zone justclem 2003-01-23 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Personally, I don't know how to set my computer clock. (I just got it and it's super confusing.) And with all that Evil Energy, I bet the Evil One's clock is just a bit wonky! (Reply to this)(Parent)

Cheer up.

horsechicks
2003-01-22 03:09 pm UTC (link)

You'll probably see some action tonight. Although whether it's action anyone will want to see, what with Cordy and Connor still not completely clear on the break-up concept --- that's the question.

Speaking of action. Hmm. So. Lloyd knows your password? Gosh. Isn't it... a little... *early* in the relationship to be allowing him 'access' to your lj?

I'm only worried about your boundary issues, sweetie. I know you want to take over the world, and that's a simple boundary to obliterate, but what about the vengeance demons who want to take over *you*?

Kiki

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	Following them around in Sunnydale? (Anonymous) 2003-01-22 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you were in Shanghai rounding up another Slayer wannabe...oops...sorry....didnt mean to let that out of the bag.....nothing to see here...move along.... (Reply to this)

	jennyo 2003-01-22 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	You know you're just bitter because you don't get to play SiT poker. Cuz the dead ones are not a good ante. (Reply to this)

	lots42 2003-01-22 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aha! So that's what stunned the Bringers. I just thought they were admiring shiny, shiny knife before stabbing scrawny new SIT. (Reply to this)

	You're too nice to the Harbingers evil_willow 2003-01-23 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Have them finish the job they started-kill Andrew! Dawn can wait her turn with the others,besides my sonic cry is more deadly>;D. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: You're too nice to the Harbingers (Anonymous) 2003-01-23 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Why d'you want Andrew killed? With just a little more training you could turn him into a teddy-bear and then hand him in at thrift shop - or maybe change him into an "action figure"? Student (seeking well-paid consultancy work - evil inspirations a specialty.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Why not a small dog dancing for Snausages (Anonymous) 2003-01-23 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Then give him to Elmyra. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: You're too nice to the Harbingers evil_willow 2003-01-24 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Andrew does not deserve such mercy,and besides,he would probaly love being turned into an action figure. If I was going to turn him into a teddy bear,I'ld set him on fire and roast marshmellows over his ashes>:D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: You're too nice to the Harbingers (Anonymous) 2003-01-25 06:50 am UTC (link)
	It depends on which child you give Action-Andy to. Pick the right kid and he could spend months or years being forced into Ken's outfits so that he could marry Barbie and live happily ever after in a dolls' house... Student, seeking evil consultancy work (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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2003-01-25 07:08 am UTC (link)

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