The First ([info]thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-01-20 16:58:00
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Current mood:chipper
Current music:Manilow: the Golden Years

Cheery waves all, from Lloyd!
Hey guys!

Since the First is all tied up in Bringer-rehab, he (or she, if that floats your dinghy) asked me - Lloyd - to mail in a quickie update. FE hoped to be back today but it's looking like the Harbingers are going to need a few more days in therapy. Minions, who'd have them? (Not that I'd know - low grade justice demon here!) They were doing so well, too, until two of them sneaked out and went kind of nuts. Shooting up with stolen essence of lavender oil, I heard. Sad, really - I think the poor guys heard "addiction" and got the wrong end of the stick.

Anyway, he'll try to be back for tomorrow night, but rest assured that even if he (she) can't tear herself away, there are still clean, spell-free Harbingers in Sunnydale carrying out their wonderful evil mission.

Going to go now, but just remember... kids! Don't do magic(k)!


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FE: he or she?
(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 09:21 am UTC (link)
Just wondering here, but isn't the FE an it? You know, like a snail or an amoeba?

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Re: FE: he or she?
(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 10:10 am UTC (link)
definitely SHE

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Re: FE: he or she?
(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it a matter of choice? I mean, sex is the body FE is wearing at the moment.....

sociologist

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Re: FE: he or she?
[info]holden_vamp
2003-01-20 03:06 pm UTC (link)
I think there may be "issues" of identity here. Or perhaps the First Evil is hermaphroditic?

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Re: FE: he or she?
[info]the23rdevil
2003-01-20 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm, I always figured that it was indeceisive when it came to the issue

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Similarities
(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 09:43 am UTC (link)
An observation:

Lloyd: you are to FE what Clem is to Spike.

Who knows? Maybe even cuter.

aimes

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Way to pinch hit, Lloyd
[info]poisonedpen
2003-01-20 10:05 am UTC (link)
You are definitely moving up in the FE's ranks after that one, buddy.

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[info]perfect_evil
2003-01-20 11:09 am UTC (link)
More proof that FE is as imperfect as the rest of the pathetic beings in existence.

I'll deal with that quickly enough.

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Evil Flloyd ship
(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 01:35 pm UTC (link)
he (or she, if that floats your dinghy)

I think we should be asking what floats *your* dinghy Lloyd. I've been falling for the subtle evil beauty of the FE/Lloyd ship, and I'm guessing that if you've been granted access to the FE's journal, things have been moving on apace.

So, do tell: is it a case of once you go evil, you never go back? :) Do you have a pet name for Mr/Ms FE yet? And do dish the details of your first evil date.

Hekie

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(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Ummm, gender is meaningless if you don't reproduce.

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(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Unless there's a cute little Second Evil running around the multiverse somewhere? Hehehe...

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[info]the23rdevil
2003-01-20 05:37 pm UTC (link)
The second evil was exiled when all the evil creatures discovered he created Pop music. There is a fine line between evil doing, and damming stupid actions.

I think he is working at McDonalds now. Poor bastard *evil laugh*

But hey, I wouldn't mind a date with First Evil, consisdering I don't really care what gender FE really is.

~The 23rd Evil

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Which sex is the First Evil?
(Anonymous)
2003-01-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
If the FE can go either way, that should make for some lively [or deadly] possibilities.

Confess, Lloyd! You're the justice demon in charge of getting back DMV minions.

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Re: Which sex is the First Evil?
[info]the23rdevil
2003-01-20 08:29 pm UTC (link)
If the FE can go either way, that should make for some lively [or deadly] possibilities

Well it would certainly make sure the spark never leaves the relationship.

That or it would just be really perverted.

*thinks about it* ....sweet.

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[info]tapestrygirl
2003-01-21 05:50 am UTC (link)
The second evil was exiled when all the evil creatures discovered he created Pop music. There is a fine line between evil doing, and damming stupid actions.

I think he is working at McDonalds now. Poor bastard *evil laugh*
we already discussed the fact that the 2nd evil is willow.
23rd evil, you should really do your homework.

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Where's Lloyd's pic
[info]swahiligrl
2003-01-20 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Some of us single gals out here want a face to put with the name there, Lloyd. Care to share what you look like with us? Or, would you prefer to let our imaginations run wild?

--Swa

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[info]saturn_girl
2003-01-20 09:05 pm UTC (link)
LLoyd, it's great that the First has someone like you to support him during his minion rehab crisis. But sometimes a friendly hump to lean on isn't enough.

The First may need to talk to other family members and friends of magical addicts, people who know exactly what he's going through. You should encourage him to attend to a MAl-Anon support group and perhaps attend a few sessions yourself.

MAl-Anon has but one purpose: to help the friends, families and evil overlords of magical addicts by practicing the Twelve Steps, by welcoming and giving comfort to the loved ones of magical addicts, and by giving understanding and encouragement to the magical addict. Humans, demons, and extradimensional beings are all welcome at MAl-Anon and your anonymity is assured. (Not like that would be a problem for the First)

Just think about it. :)

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What a bunch of wusses
evil_willow
2003-01-21 05:28 am UTC (link)
Lavender oil? That is so lame it's laughable-only first time users get conned into THAT! Real Deal Bad Magic Makers(like myself)stick to the sage and spike it with eye of rat or a human ear(or whatever's trendy this month). I may be(temporarily)out of the game but I can hold my spells better than that!

Why is their being high on magics a bad thing anyway-they can lure Andrew into a magic crackhouse*I know of one that's empty*and get him to OD on a dimension spell. And when Buffy & the StupidFriends come to save him,they can get trapped there,too! Fun for all!

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Is the first evil homosexual?
smess
2003-01-21 11:48 am UTC (link)
This might explain A LOT. First Evil in guise of male with new boyfriend? Clearly all homosexuals are pure evil... what kinda guys does the First Evil go for? ...does this mean that all us faggots are in with a shot? Or is the first Bisexual?

Clearly first evil, like all gays is scared of lesbians and her feeling towards Willow have been made clear.

The plot thickens...

Smess

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Re: Is the first evil homosexual?
[info]xdawnsummersx
2003-01-21 04:52 pm UTC (link)
You are deeply, painfully stupid.

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Re: Is the first evil homosexual?
(Anonymous)
2003-01-22 12:44 am UTC (link)
I think, my dear Dawn, you nees to understand the subtleties of facetiousness. :)

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Re: Is the first evil homosexual?
smess
2003-01-22 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Bless poor dawny.

Doesn't even possess the super power of "common sense" =)

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magick
(Anonymous)
2003-01-21 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Magick is only addictive if your a schmuck. TFE... really, just contact some professional witches to get your mojo done. Minions and magick dont mix well... having actual power might cause insubordination.

Armius, the Man-Witch

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