thefirstevil: Foiled Again

The First (

thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-01-13 16:34:00

Current mood:	annoyed
Current music:	A Spoonful of Sugar unfortunately stuck in head

Foiled Again
Damn postal service. After having Spike nicely chained up in my lair for x number of weeks, the Passions Fan Club kit only arrives after the Slayer rescues him. Was sure the promise of the "Timmy, We Hardly Knew Ye" fanzine would be enough to bring him back to the welcoming (if incorporeal) arms of evil.

Would have tried popping over to White-hat Central to taunt him with it, but during my sojourn as Southern Belle Slayerette discovered that they have a new secret weapon: pseudo-English SIT, apparently bastard offspring of Mary Poppins and Dick Van Dyke's chimney sweep. Is it any wonder my own accent was off? Was suffering terrible migraine. Now understand why Darius the Harbinger hacked off his own head instead of killing her in London - had previously put it down to clumsiness. Can't possibly move against the Superfriends until we find enough earplugs for all the Bringers.

Still, Passions kit not completely wasted, as now have Timmy avatar.

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	Ha Ha Ha! (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 08:45 am UTC (link)
	And you thought you controlled the entire US postal service! We've been cracking down with all the recent scares, getting rid of evil employees and such. You'll find it harder to use the mail to conduct your evil schemes! Postmaster General (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Ha Ha Ha! thefirstevil 2003-01-13 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	(raises one perfectly-morphed eyebrow) Surely you're not suggesting the postal service is a force for the good? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ha Ha Ha! d_minion 2003-01-13 12:06 pm UTC (link)
	As if. Am thinking is imposter myself. snort (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Ha Ha Ha! red_witch 2003-01-13 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	I have to agree with the First Evil on this one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Accent reduction classes (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Reall, the SITs ought to look into them. It's like the United Nations, only more estrogen and less deep philosophical discussion. (Reply to this)

	*copious weeping* soulvamp 2003-01-13 09:16 am UTC (link)
	Not Timmy! Oh, this is so terribly distressing. sigh I knew I wouldn't get my fan club kit, but for you to... to... use it for the powers of darkness is just... is completely overcome with sobbing (Reply to this)

	purpletigron 2003-01-13 09:19 am UTC (link)
	Urm - I daren't read this post in case in contains spoilers for episodes of Buffy not yet broadcast on terrestrial TV in the UK. Does The First Evil do spoiler warnings?? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Spoiker warnings sarudy 2003-01-13 09:35 am UTC (link)
	Well... let's see... Spoiler warnings are good... And TFE is, well, evil... So, I'd say the odds are against it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Spoiker warnings purpletigron 2003-01-13 09:40 am UTC (link)
	I have to admit, this is the answer which I am expecting... Now I have to learn if it is possible to filter out specific journals from a FriendsFriends listing... :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Spoiler warnings purpletigron 2003-01-13 09:40 am UTC (link)
	I have to admit, this is the answer which I am expecting... Now I have to learn if it is possible to filter out specific journals from a FriendsFriends listing... :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Spoiler warnings sarudy 2003-01-13 09:56 am UTC (link)
	Actually, you can filter friendsfriends the same as you can filter a regular friends list. So while there's no flag to filter one person out, you could make a friends filter excluding anyone who has thefirstevil as a friend... (Reply to this)(Parent)

Mwah ha ha!
(Anonymous)
2003-01-13 09:25 am UTC (link)

FE,
HA! I KNEW IT! I always said Timmy was too good for his own, uh, good. This proves that he did not die, but instead ran off to aid the forces of Darkness, as I previously supposed.
However, some bad results from this: Passions fans have to listen to incessant whining from that witch on Passions!(who, by the way, is somewhat of a traitor to our kind, and should be stopped.)Do us a favor: assume Timmy's form and tell her to be QUIET!
As well, glad you've written your evil speech. Also nice to see you took my post-hypnotic suggestion about the TV/microwave dinners.
Um... I mean, there was no post-hypnotic suggestion. Why would you think that?
FORGET! (pause) FORGET, DAMN YOU!
Darn. That was supposed to work...
The Queen of Insanity.

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	Timmy is not evil! (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 09:40 am UTC (link)
	Timmy is not evil! He has passed away and is living with Angel Girl up in Heaven! Don't you even watch Passions? Or has your time been all taken up mourning Ubie? BTW, the actor who played Timmy passed away in real life, you know. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Timmy is not evil! keiran_c 2003-01-13 10:02 am UTC (link)
	But they're not saying that he's evil. Keep in mind - the First can take the physical appearance of ANY one dead, good or evil. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Timmy is not evil! (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 11:08 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yep, dreaminghawk, you are correct! The FE could be going around pretending to be poor little Timmy. I would have thought he would rather be Cracked Connie or Demented Cecil. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

Re: Timmy is not evil!
(Anonymous)
2003-01-13 02:00 pm UTC (link)

I assure you, I do know what I'm talking about, even if I pretend that I don't. Mourning Ubie aside, I do watch Passions. [but not so much these days because the whole Sheridan/Luis/Beth/Antonio triangle (square?) bothers me]
BUT BESIDES THAT, all I'm saying is that our dear FE should assume Timmy's form. Have some fun with that. Chase Dawn. Scare Fluffy. Lock Spike and Buffy together in a closet. You know the drill.

The Queen of Insanity

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	can you supply some sort of link (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 10:14 am UTC (link)
	I would like it very much Mr. First Evil, sir, if I could somehow link your incredible journal to our site. I'm sure that we could turn many there into an army of your minion. Or at least a little fan club. I look forward to your response. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link thefirstevil 2003-01-13 11:59 am UTC (link)
	Link wherever to thefirstevil.livejournal.com - always eager to build my army of minions, since the Slayer seems intent on destroying my Harbingers very week. Luckily I have an almost inexhaustible supply; ex-politicians, lawyers and the like. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-13 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	You know, if you are looking for some extra lawyers, I might have some leftovers to get rid of soon...depending on how this unscheduled apocalypse in L.A. goes down. They are yours for the taking if you can tell me where to get 500 human-sized hamster wheel...long story, don't ask. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link lilah_morgan 2003-01-13 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	That isn't funny. With, uh, all due respect. And etcetera... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you're the one who is looking for other employment opportunities. So you have to get your eyes sewn shut and wear robes all the time...big deal. Besides, it's only if your survive...so keep your fingers crossed. By the way, the showgirl offer is still open... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link lilah_morgan 2003-01-13 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	That genuinely does seem like a tupaware party gone kinky. Options are presently open for negotiating at present. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-13 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps if you can find some way to stop this unscheduled apocalypse we could see our way to renegotiate your contract. But we would advise that you avoid getting yourself killed in the process...at least too badly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link lilah_morgan 2003-01-14 09:53 am UTC (link)
	Kinda' planning on that. It's a survival thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: can you supply some sort of link ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Best of luck with that whole "survival" thing... (Reply to this)(Parent)

Re: can you supply some sort of link

(Anonymous)
2003-01-15 08:06 pm UTC (link)

"You know, if you are looking for some extra lawyers, I might have some leftovers to get rid of soon...depending on how this unscheduled apocalypse in L.A. goes down. They are yours for the taking if you can tell me where to get 500 human-sized hamster wheel...long story, don't ask."

some of the UK housing trusts are rumoured to be looking into supplies of these, as "social housing" accommodation gets smaller and smaller...
Alternatively, you could look at suppliers of playground equipment, and possibly a small pocket dimension in a "dark powers" gymnasium...

VCM

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	Re: can you supply some sort of link ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-15 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent thinking...we like the cut of your jib! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-13 11:33 am UTC (link)
	Truly, we have not heard an English accent that bad since some of the partners got drunk and started recreating the Dead Parrot sketch from Monty Python... And that icon...WOW! That is even evil by our standards! (Reply to this)

	dionneshea 2003-01-13 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	If the Bringers are hacking off their own heads because of the rotten accents tell them to beware of the younger Summers girl. Her screeching has caused windows to shatter, eardrums to explode and entire storylines to fall flat. In fact I'm beginning to think she is working for you from the inside. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	red_witch 2003-01-13 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	We've actually started to think the same thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	xdawnsummersx 2003-01-13 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Started? Honestly, how many webcams do I have to set up for you people to notice things? ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	d_minion 2003-01-13 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Since we're on the subject of webcams... raises eyebrow (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	backfromspace 2003-01-13 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Are you offering me something? Because, yannow, I can always use more somethings. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lilah_morgan 2003-01-13 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=thefirstgood They really scare me, mommy... By the way, please, it would be nice if you didn't schedule a rival apocalypse while we were doing ours. It screws stuff up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ex_seniorpar55 2003-01-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Upon doing some research, we firmly believe that thefirstgood is responsible for some small part of the unscheduled apocalypse in L.A. At the very least, "it" is responsible for the hordes of kittens in the basement... We hope to rectify this problem in the next few weeks. As soon as the groundbreaking for the new resort is done, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	I'm curious... (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Which minion gets the exciting job of typing your journal for you? What with you being non-corporeal and all... The ability to push down the keys seems to be a valued trait on the internet. Just wondering. Bemused, reader (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: I'm curious... theamyrlin 2003-01-13 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	The First Evil probably uses voice recognition for all of His/Her computer needs. After all, The First Evil does have a voice, and that's all it takes to operate a computer these days. I know it's what I use, and I'm not even evil. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Oh my... (Anonymous) 2003-01-13 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Gah! I never knew evil has a good sense of humor.. - http://ultimatum.web1000.com (Reply to this)

	immortalslayer 2003-01-14 02:27 am UTC (link)
	note to self: doesn't look like postal service is as evil as originally thought. Of course, it could be possibly MORE evil than FE considering that FE is having issues too. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	yoshitsune 2003-01-14 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Yes...though the First is the first evil, the Post Office is the Worst Evil. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	immortalslayer 2003-01-14 03:15 am UTC (link)
	do you think that law firm in L.A. has something to do with the postal service? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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