The First ([info]thefirstevil) wrote,
@ 2003-01-12 23:33:00
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Current mood:pondering
Current music:Ghost of the... something

A thought occurs
Rather than dicky about with Turok-Han, souled vampires and haunting the Slayer's friends, why don't I -

- find the nearest large military base
- get my Bringers to kill the highest ranking officer
- assume his form
- and nuke Sunnydale from orbit?

No, far too obvious.


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[info]d_minion
2003-01-12 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Might ding a few of the more interesting physical & currently landlocked incarnations of Evil in the area too.

*pouts*

*pause*

Still...

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[info]thefirstevil
2003-01-12 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Go forth, my minion. Wreak havoc. But try to avoid Potential Slayer slumber parties in future, or at least get free pizza out of the deal.

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(no subject) - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 03:53 pm UTC

[info]xdawnsummersx
2003-01-12 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm also wondering this. Why waste all this time harassing us when you can just kill us and end the threat to your Reign of Terror?
It's the hair, isn't it. You're afraid of the shiny hair. I KNEW IT.

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[info]d_minion
2003-01-12 03:54 pm UTC (link)
*blinks*

*grins*

*starts cackling*

Ahem.

Meh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

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(no subject) - [info]xdawnsummersx, 2003-01-12 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 04:19 pm UTC
since you brought it up...
[info]dodogrrl
2003-01-13 06:48 am UTC (link)
It *is* some secret dark magick that allows your hairstyle to change wildly, even during the most tense and dramatic of episodes, right? You're not really sneaking off to the curling iron between every scene?

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[info]evil_hand
2003-01-12 03:46 pm UTC (link)
It's far too crass.
You can do so much better, we know you can.
You're the First Evil, you can come up with something much more painful, can't you?

It's the loss of Ubie that's getting to you, affecting your judgement. Perhaps a vacation is in order?

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[info]kajivar
2003-01-12 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Too heavy handed. Not subtle enough. Plus there's all kinds of bothersome safeguards against letting one person push the button.

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OR...
[info]_rogueslayer_
2003-01-12 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Hello? Easy-access Slayer over here! All you have to do is GET ME OUT OF JAIL.

I have worked with evil before of numerous occassions and I have managed to remain living through every encounter with B and her buds... sure, there was that whole coma thing but, I bounced back. Unlike some ubervampires we could mention...

I'm starting to be in demand, but I like to work for the best. It's you, the [info]seniorpartners or [info]the_powers... you don't wanna feel foolish for not making at least a cursory offer, do you? I even come with a tattoo and a really wicked knife (assuming it's where I last put it down). I'm the total package, baby.

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Re: OR...
(Anonymous)
2003-01-12 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Can we please get Faith out of prison? I think she would be useful for either side.

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Re: OR...
ex_seniorpar55
2003-01-13 01:13 am UTC (link)
You know, if things work out well with this whole "unscheduled apocalypse" thing in L.A. we could really use some help wrangling Angel. He does seem to have a thing for Slayers and you have the whole leather pants connection.
Honestly, given your last work for us, we shouldn't even be considering it but we do like a go-getter!
And, to our credit, we haven't paid to have you shanked yet. That has to count for something, right? You just see if [info]thefirstevil can offer even that much...

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[info]mpoetess
2003-01-12 04:24 pm UTC (link)
No, far too obvious.

And too easy. Keep in mind that nearest military base has security weak enough to allow 17 year old kid to sneak girlfriend onto base, admire linoleum big guns, and remove conspicuous rocket=launcher with no one the wiser.

You'd be laughed out of next year's Biggest Evil contest.

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[info]d_minion
2003-01-12 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Well...

Suspect no one who wiped out Slayer & assorted snacks would be laughed out of contest.

But am only a Minion. What do minions know?

*long suffering look*

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(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2003-01-12 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2003-01-12 05:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2003-01-12 07:08 pm UTC
Re: - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2003-01-12 07:18 pm UTC

[info]xander__harris
2003-01-12 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Hey! That wasn't as easy as it looked!

It took planning (well, Willow's planning, actually) and organization and quick thinking and... stuff.

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[info]lots42
2003-01-12 06:19 pm UTC (link)
To be fair, 17 year old carpenter Riker, I mean Xander was all magiced up with the millitary knowledge and stuff. Plus, he had a hot chick with him. Lust makes you do the wacky.

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The Ultimate Evil Plan
[info]mercy
2003-01-12 04:26 pm UTC (link)
You could always make Buffy immortal, so she could torture the world with her horrible speeches and atrocious fashion sense for all eternity.

But I all about torturing mortals until they go insane (hey, it's my thing).
Chuthulu

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Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan
[info]immortalslayer
2003-01-13 12:58 am UTC (link)
then FE would have TWO immortal slayers to deal...would that really be smart?

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Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]mercy, 2003-01-13 10:34 am UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]immortalslayer, 2003-01-14 02:24 am UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]mercy, 2003-01-14 02:29 am UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]immortalslayer, 2003-01-14 02:39 am UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]mercy, 2003-01-14 02:25 pm UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]immortalslayer, 2003-01-14 05:04 pm UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]mercy, 2003-01-15 01:01 am UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]immortalslayer, 2003-01-16 02:12 am UTC
Re: The Ultimate Evil Plan - [info]mercy, 2003-01-16 12:41 pm UTC

[info]angmar
2003-01-12 04:41 pm UTC (link)
But it is the only way to be sure.

Or so the man on the palantir said.

TFE, still waiting to hear on offers of minionship. Willing to cut off negotiations with Fickle Ex-Demon and destroy the shininess of The Hair in exchange for a safe deposite box for the Ring and a deal to help woo back the Seventh.

Witch-King of Angmar

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[info]xdawnsummersx
2003-01-12 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Don't even bother. The Hair is immortal.

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[info]d_minion
2003-01-12 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Will have to find something else, King Thing.

Am already on hair issue.

*kiss kiss*

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(no subject) - [info]angmar, 2003-01-12 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xdawnsummersx, 2003-01-12 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xdawnsummersx, 2003-01-12 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2003-01-12 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-01-13 12:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xdawnsummersx, 2003-01-13 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]d_minion, 2003-01-12 05:06 pm UTC

[info]anniesj
2003-01-12 09:04 pm UTC (link)
While nuclear bombs may be a little... obvious, there's always the subtle fun of anthrax! I hear that this little elementary school in Maryland has tons of the stuff. Ask Tom Daschle or Tom Brokaw -- they'll give you the address. And while you're speaking with the networks, maybe you can drive Dan Rather insane(r) for the fun of it. You're quite good with the insanity thing. Besides, the only time Dan Rather is any fun is when he's nutso, which, fortunately, is most of the time.

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(no subject) - [info]red_witch, 2003-01-12 09:48 pm UTC

[info]alien_creature
2003-01-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
It's the only way to be sure y'know...

Mind you - in the future all my brothers and sisters keep getting whacked like that slightly too often. As the future Evil Things Of Doom it'd be nice if you were on our side every once in a while.

Geeze! Is it too much to ask we get one of our guys to impregnate a nice slayer every so often, hmmm???

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ex_seniorpar55
2003-01-13 01:19 am UTC (link)
So that is your big plan?
That plan is so ass that I could do nothing but throw a rock at a nun and still win the Biggest Evil of 2003 award! And it wouldn't even have to be a big rock!

You know, that sounds fun. Someone get me a rock...and a nun!

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It was You!
(Anonymous)
2003-01-13 01:51 am UTC (link)
It was you, you... you evil thing, you! You're the one who screwed up the trains this morning, and added another 45 minutes to my journey. Well you can't win you evil evil First, you can't make me give up - I gave up a long time ago. So there!

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[info]whumpdotcom
2003-02-15 12:21 am UTC (link)

You know, if you did get The Bomb (tm), then it might just distract Shrub boy for a few minutes... but that would be a good thing.

You could send a few Harbingers over to talk to the North Koreans, they've got plenty of weapons grady uranium goodness and are probably looking to deal.

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(Anonymous)
2008-01-17 08:10 am UTC (link)
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